Monday, May 02, 2005

The Ancient Secret of Life (or Not)

Monday morning and serious 'writer's block'. Then browsing my quarantine folder I spotted this subject line, "The Ancient Secret of Life".

How can you pass that up? After all, didn't the ancients know much more than us? It's all over the Internet... space ship landing areas on Peruvian hill sides, mysterious Egyptian civilizations predating the Sphinx, lost cities under the North Pole.

So here is the ancient marvel cut straight from my quarantine folder:

"Kills ALL known deadly Viruses & Bacteria in the body that keep diseases, namely: Influenza, SARS, Cancer, HIV etc. etc. active".

Do doctors know about this? I sense a larger cover up? A world-wide conspiracy hiding a spectacular cure from 10 millennium ago. Sounds almost like the plot of a ‘B’ Movie

How gullible must a person be for spam like this to be a profitable endeavor for the message originator? There must be money to be made, otherwise the message would never have been sent.

At least after so many years I can still find some spam amusing. The good news is that it never made it to my inbox, It was trapped by my company's Praetor email filter and dropped into the quarantine folder (for my amusement).

Now if I can just determine who will play me in the movie?

AAS

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